Author: Archie Bunker Page 4

Umbiblical cord

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She takes everything I say out of contest.

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Special kind of stanima.

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Something bad has befelt the family.

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You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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Making suppository remarks about our country.

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Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

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Funerereal

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That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

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This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

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In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

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Up the creek without a saddle.

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Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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Lemon merinj pie.

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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

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As one of the faithful constituitionals.

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Sit right down there, seniorora.

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You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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