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Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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Malaprops

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

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Eating Food/Drink Malaprops

Oh graytin potatoes

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Food/Drink Malaprops

… ifso fatso

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Malaprops

The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

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Malaprops Places

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer…

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Malaprops Religion

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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Malaprops

As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

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Malaprops

Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Family Malaprops

I got bigger fish to fly.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I got bigger fish to fly.

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Malaprops

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I work for myself. I’m what ya call an entramanure.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

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Health Malaprops

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

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Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Ten bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.

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Misspokements

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes