Author: Archie Bunker Page 6

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Misspokements

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Entertainment Television

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

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Absolutely free, or greatis.

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Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

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Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

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To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

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The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

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That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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People

Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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Mixed metaphors

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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Mixed metaphors

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

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