Author: Archie Bunker Page 8

In the words of Harry S, Truman, “If it’s too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.”

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If that ain't the black calling the kettle pot!

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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International Spade The Cat Week

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Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

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You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

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East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend.

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

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That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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No taxation without regimentation.

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It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

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Position is nine-tenths of the law.

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You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

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You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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She’s loaded with this, waddya call, women’s intermission.

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Ten bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.

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I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

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