Author: Archie Bunker Page 7

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

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I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

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The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

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… expensive care

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

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The two of you was intricate together.

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Who do you think I bunk into?

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Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

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comedian Flop Wilson

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Fillit mig-non

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Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

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You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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My own tax expert, H & R Crock.

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Grab the bull by the corns.

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