Subject: Misspokements (Page 2)

We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

professional basketball player

I remember your name perfectly, but I just can’t think of your face.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter… a fly swasher… it’s been a long day.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

(1971 – ) American actress

(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)

professional baseball player