Subject: Misspokements (Page 53)

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.

BBC commentator

That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer

He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player