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Misspokements
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Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Intelligence
Misspokements
Speech
Thinking
Confusion
The ancient Egyptian kings, the
fairy-ohs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Pharohs
Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.
Ted Lowe
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Snooker
That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them
grettos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghettos
Some guys are inwardly outgoing.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Mark Kaylor
British boxer
Misspokements
Sports
Concentrating
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.
Bill Gullickson
American baseball player
Baseball
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Sports
On playing in Japan
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