Author: Jerry Coleman

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

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Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

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There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

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Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.

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It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

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I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

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(He’s) is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears… I think you call it a Frisbee.

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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

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