Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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The closing song: Take My Life

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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…

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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.

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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.

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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

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Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.

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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing Now Thank We All Our God.

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.

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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.

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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.

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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.

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