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Church Bulletins
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Child care provided with reservations.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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