Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 3)

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.

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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

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School starts Monday August 22.  Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.

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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.

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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!

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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.

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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.

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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.

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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.

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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.

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My joke is easy and my burden is light.

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