Author: Church Bulletin

BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.

Child care provided with reservations.

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.

Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.

Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.