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Author: Church Bulletin
BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Child care provided with reservations.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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