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Author: Church Bulletin Page 4
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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