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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Church Bulletins
School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Church Bulletins
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Church Bulletins
The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Church Bulletins
Baby shower
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Church Bulletins
The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church Bulletins
A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Church Bulletins
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Church Bulletins
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