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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Child care provided with reservations.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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