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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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(Success)
Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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