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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Church Bulletins
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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