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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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Conflict
Crime
Break-in
Burglary
Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
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