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Author: Church Bulletin Page 11
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
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