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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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