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Subject:
Church Bulletins
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
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