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Church Bulletins
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Church Bulletins
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Church Bulletins
Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Church Bulletins
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Church Bulletins
Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Church Bulletins
Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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Church Bulletins
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Church Bulletins
Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Church Bulletins
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Church Bulletins
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Church Bulletins
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Church Bulletins
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Church Bulletins
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