Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 6)

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.

Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.

Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.

We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."