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Church Bulletins
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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