Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 9)

Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”

Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

Please come… you will be gald you did.

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.

Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.