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Church Bulletins
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Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Church Bulletins
Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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Church Bulletins
(Success)
Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Church Bulletins
Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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Church Bulletins
[Thine]
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Church Bulletins
Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Church Bulletins
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Church Bulletins
Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
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