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Church Bulletins
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Church Bulletins
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Church Bulletins
Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Church Bulletins
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Child care provided with reservations.
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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Church Bulletins
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Church Bulletins
There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Church Bulletins
The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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Church Bulletins
[Thine]
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