Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

(1863 – 1901) American cowboy & train robber

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Drink to me, drink to my health; you know I can’t drink any more.

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general