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Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Last words Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti an actress and Fields' mistress

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Hey, watch this!

Anonymous

Death Definitions Last words

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

Captain Lawrence ‘Titus’ Oates

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Last words While suffering from frostbite and aware his ill health was compromising his three companions' chances of survival –he voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.

No comment.

Edward Abbey

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Last words His response as to whether he had any last words

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Death Last words

Relax… this won't hurt.

Hunter S. Thompson

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Last words This was the final sentence on his suicide note.

You got me.

John Dillinger Jr.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

Last words After being killed by federal agents in a shootout

The play is over, applaud!

Augustus Caesar

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

Last words This is the phrase that was traditionally said at the end of Roman plays.

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Thomas J. Grasso

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Last words Executed by injection in Oklahoma Referring to his requested last meal

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Last words

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Marie Antoinette

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

Last words As she approached the guillotine convicted of treason and about to be beheaded she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

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