Subject: Death » Last words (Page 7)

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Drink to me, drink to my health; you know I can’t drink any more.

(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

Enough already.

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

Kaputt…

(1892 – 1918) German fighter pilot widely known as the Red Baron

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats.

(1492 – 1556) Italian author, playwright, poet & satirist

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician