Subject: Death » Last words (Page 10)

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.


Walter Pidgeon

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor

Damn it! How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

(1783 – 1830) Venezuelan military & political leader

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

It is nothing… it is nothing…

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber

Show my head to the people.  It is worth seeing.

(1759 – 1794) influential figure in the French Revolution

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

I want nothing but death.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

Sorry for saying f**k.

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis