Subject: Death » Last words (Page 3)

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright

Oh that press will have me now!

(1809 – 1892) Poet Laureate of the United Kingdom

I'll sleep well tonight.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress

A king should die standing.

(1755 – 1824) King of France

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal