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Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Last words As she died Madame de Pompadour called on God to "Wait a second." When He did she quickly applied rouge to her cheeks.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Errol Flynn

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Last words

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Harry Houdini

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

Last words Houdini is often said to have died after being punched in the stomach and though this is true such a blow could not have caused his appendix to burst which was the cause of his death.

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

Frederic Remington

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Last words He spoke his last words to the surgeon just before his emergency appendectomy and died of peritonitis and other complications following the operation.

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

David Hume

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Last words

I forgot something.

George Lincoln Rockwell

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Last words He spoke these words to no one in particular as he left a laundromat to get something from his car. Moments later he was shot to death.

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

James Scott

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Last words He led an unsuccessful rebellion against Charles's successor James II and was executed. His last words were addressed to the executioner.

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Lawrence of Rome

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Last words Lawrence was stripped and tied face down suspended over a bed of coals and slowly burned to death. In a cheerful voice this is how he responded when asked if he had any last request.

Walter Pidgeon

Boris Karloff

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor

Last words As he drifted in and out of sleep on his final day. It confused and distressed his wife Evie since Karloff hadn't mentioned Pidgeon in years.

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

Morgan Earp

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Last words Agreeing with Wyatt’s belief there is no life after death.

It wasn't worth it.

Louis B. Mayer

(1884 – 1957) Russian-born American film producer

Last words

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

Emo Phillips

(1956 – ) American comedian

Communication Death Family Language Last words Grandfathers Truck

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

John Hancock

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Last words

A dying man can do nothing easily.

Benjamin Franklin

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Last words As he lay dying his daughter suggested that if he lay on his side he could breathe easier.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

Lavinia Fisher

Last words Hanged for murder while wearing her white wedding gown

I'm glad that's over.

Eric Morecambe

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Last words After going off stage after a solo performance

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Lope de Vega

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

Last words This is thought to be a sarcastic comment about the Italian poet.

Home to the palace to die.

Alexander II of Russia

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

Last words He was heard to utter this phrase when his guards found him in his carriage after he was attacked with bombs by anarchists in an assassination attempt. He was taken home where he died hours later.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 2)

Wait a second.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

I forgot something.

Go away. I'm all right.

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Walter Pidgeon

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

It wasn't worth it.

John Rogers did.

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

A dying man can do nothing easily.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

I'm glad that's over.

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Home to the palace to die.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.