Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water

Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position

Patient at Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through

Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags

Man of God Kicks Dog In Head

Judge Acts to Reopen Theater

Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife

Cost of Being Poor Rising

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded

Siamese Twin Kills Brother in Bungled Suicide Attempt

Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival'

County Officials to Talk Rubbish

Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets

Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron'

Research: Beer Stops Cancer Damage

Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders

Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts

Swallowed Diamond Ring Shows Up as Evidence

Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be Auctioned