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Nutt Faces Sack
BBC News
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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X Marks the Spot as Dog Finds Buried Owner
Reuters
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Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop
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In Fruitland Idaho
Bush Favors His Own Program
Newsweek
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Rare Flower Found On Site a Plant, Says Developer
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Minister's Son Held On Drugs
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EU Must Unite On Drugs
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Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Principal Wants Cheerleaders’ Skirts Left Home
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Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
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Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto
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Drug Squad Nabs Flying Carpets
The Independent
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Blue Skies Unless Its Cloudy
San Francisco Chronicle
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NASA To Spend $1B On Asteroids
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses
Associated Press
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Dead Youth Had Serious Medical Condition
The Dominion (New Zealand)
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Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting
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Veterans Of The Civil War Seeking New Members
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109 Bus Found at South Pole
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