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Police Seek Witnesses To Assault
Richmond Borough Guardian
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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil
The Birmingham Post
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‘Libya Ferrets Out Gadhafi’s Taint‘
Washington Post Media‘s Express
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Moammar Gadhafi
Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
Headline
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All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad
Headline
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Washington Post
Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
Headline
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Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants
Headline
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Please See 4 DIE on Page 22A.
Dallas Morning News
Headlines
Note at bottom of incomplete article
Man Denies He Committed Suicide
Headline
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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
The Times of London
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Malls Try To Attract Shoppers
The Baltimore Sun
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Doggie Perfume Sets Tails Wagging
Reuters
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Husband's Internet Date Turns Out to Be His Wife
In Pennsylvania
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Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please
Kansas City Star
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Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic
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Man Executed After Long Speech
The Boston Globe
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Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side
The Chicago Tribune
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Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Believed
The Irish Times
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Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen
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Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
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Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous
UPI
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