Subject: Headlines (Page 5)

Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension

Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain

Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!

Bonnie Blows Clinton

Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position

Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Fish Lurk in Streams

Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory

Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load

Caribbean Islands Drift To Left

"Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall

Sex Up and Down after September 11

Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool

Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said

Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad

Bear Eats Fruit, Takes Stuffed Bear From NH House

Student Excited Dad Got Head Job

Dragons Help Fund Cure For Diabetes

Video Gets Kids Away From TV

Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes