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Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension
The Chicago Tribune
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Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!
The Houston Chronicle
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Bonnie Blows Clinton
The Sampson Independent Clinton NC
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Bill Clinton
Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position
Headline
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Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Headline
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Fish Lurk in Streams
Rochester Democrat & Chronicle
Headlines
Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory
British New of the World
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Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load
Sun Media
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London Ontario
Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
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"Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall
West Briton
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Sex Up and Down after September 11
Reuters
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Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool
NewScientist
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Health
Erectile dysfunction
Airplane Was Only A Few Feet From the Ground When It Crashed, Witnesses Said
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Hotel Burns, Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
Headline
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Bear Eats Fruit, Takes Stuffed Bear From NH House
The Associated Press (In NH)
Animals
Headlines
Student Excited Dad Got Head Job
The Kansan
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The Kansan
Dragons Help Fund Cure For Diabetes
North Bay (Ontario) Nugget
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Video Gets Kids Away From TV
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Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes
The Daily Progress (Charlottesville VA)
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