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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed
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Student Excited Dad Got Head Job
The Kansan
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The Kansan
Family Can Be Close While Apart
Richardson News
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Sewer Input Sought
The Flathead Courier (Polson MT)
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Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town
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Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant
Reuters
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Babies Are What The Mother Eats
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Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness
Associated Press
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Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot
Buffalo News.com
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In Niagara Falls
Nearly $1 Available to Encourage Organic Farming
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Farming
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
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Send-A-Dame Chain Letters Deluge City; Interest Keen
In Kingsport TN
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Woman Charged With Stealing Underwear, Cheese
The Springfield (Ohio) News-Sun
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Man Shot By Shed
The Sun
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Player Fined For Using Obscure Language To Umpire
Sarasota Morning Star
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Volunteers Search For Old Civil War Planes
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Tarzan's Loincloth Hid A Big Swinger
The Sunday Times (South Africa)
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Lesbian Youth at High Risk for Pregnancy
The Vancouver Sun
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Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
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Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam
Associated Press
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Officer Convicted of Accepting Bride
Raleigh News and Observer
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