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That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
It's as dark as the inside of a cow.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dark
It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!
Anonymous
Expressions
Places
Flat
Terrain
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
Not enough to say grace over.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
A small amount
When there’s very little of something
As useless as a pocket on a cow
Anonymous
Expressions
Useless
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
He was grinning like a butchers dog.
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Smiling
Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Disheveled
In a mess
He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Hunger
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Life
Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.
Anonymous
Children
Expressions
Family
You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.
Anonymous
Expressions
Charm
Pleasing
The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Expressions
Sports
On a newly re-paved Darlington Raceway
Does a fat boy like cake.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
Obviously
Of course
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