Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Not enough to say grace over.

As useless as a pocket on a cow

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer

Does a fat boy like cake.