Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

Proud as a dog with two tails

Characteristics Expressions

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

Animals Characteristics Dogs Expressions

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Expressions

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

Expressions

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly