Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Expressions

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Expressions

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Emotions Expressions

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

Expressions

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

Nigher

Expressions

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

He sure has hay on his horns today.

Expressions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family