Subject: Expressions (Page 7)

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Ornery as an old pine knot

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Texas Tech football coach

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Nigher

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

He looks like a bag of antlers.