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Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
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