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I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
Other expressions
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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