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Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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