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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
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Poor as gully dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
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