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Other expressions
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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
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