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He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shoot me for a billygoat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Other expressions
Well
Well I'll be darned
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
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