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She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
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I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Out of soap
Country expression
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Poor
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said when someone lost something
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
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Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sober
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
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Relax
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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