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Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
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Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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