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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
Cooter-backed road
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A crowned dirt road in the shaped of a cooter’s (turtle’s) back
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
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