Keyword: Good

Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for it takes the short cut to everything.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler – and less trouble.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

Mother Teresa with better legs.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Be good and you will be lonely.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

This is gooder'n grits.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer